Laurie Bolewitz
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RICHMOND, Va. — Metal band GWAR’s newest lead vocalist was announced via a giant white steam cloud of creamy ejaculate…
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Tim Sheard
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VATICAN CITY – The Holy See Press Office announced that Pope Francis chose the calming embrace of death rather than…
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Doug Kolic
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HOUSTON — A local 39-year-old Rockets fan’s entire financial future is dependent on hitting a promotional half-court shot worth $100,000,…
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Steve Packosky
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It seems like everybody these days has a cause that they truly believe in. Whether it’s fighting for a person’s…
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Steve Packosky
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NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Popular musician turned right-wing icon Kid Rock revealed a line from his 1999 hit “Bawitaba” referred to…
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Ryan Danley
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NEW YORK — Local punk rocker and present-day messiah, Lenny “Resin” Jackson stunned the masses crashing at his squat by…
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Arielle Andreano
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It’s 4/20, and you’re probably thinking, “Who cares, I already smoke weed every day,” right? Well, what if I told…
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Bobby Korec
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PORTLAND, Ore. — A group of local potheads went door to door singing stoner metal carols to celebrate 4/20, confirmed…
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Dan Rice
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I don’t mean to come off as preachy or superior, but I’ve always felt sorry for people who need to…
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Zack Zagranis
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump delayed the annual White House Easter Egg Roll a in order to allow time to…
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