Steve Esparra
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If there’s one thing we here at Hard Times are sure of, it’s that Father Time is undefeated all-time. Which…
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Carson Lolley
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Do you have cold hands and really want everyone to know about it? Have you ever looked at sand and…
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Emma Jonas
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OLYMPIA, Wash. — Professional punk magician Lyle “Skid” Harber is reportedly creating spectacles at a number of dive bars in…
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Dom Turek
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Despite what your friends, family members, and recently assigned parole officer might say, circumstances that seem tragic right now will…
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Matt Husser
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NEW YORK — Centrist supervillain Devin “The Devil’s Advocater” Jameston gave an impassioned monologue today revealing his plan for global…
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Tim Sheard
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It’s a normal problem: your friend brought you to this exclusive sex party, but you want to listen to Sufjan…
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Chris Bowen
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As you probably know, FUCKIN’ SLAYYYYERRRR! But unfortunately, there are some people out there who are unaware. Yes, I know,…
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Dom Turek
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JOLIET, Ill. — Squatmate of the infamous Hell House Rodney “Worm” Mason is facing doubt from his peers after they…
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Jessica Lillian
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Hey, uh, bit of a situation here. I’m a few measures into my song and just realized I made a…
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Adam Frost-Venrick
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SAN FRANCISCO — Members of renowned San Francisco Anarcho-Punk band Reagan Splinter announced that in the past few years, they’ve…
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