Ryan Danley
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PHILADELPHIA — Local Irish-themed punk rock band The Drunken Fighting Lads are being suspiciously protective of the ethnic background results…
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Naomi Krause
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MADISON, Wisc. — Local Marvel fan and notorious dumbass Bailey Lynch was reportedly bamboozled into watching multiple episodes of 1993's…
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Heather Cook
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We stan a queen that can achieve the impossible. A bad bitch who can pull off a miracle. A girlboss…
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Patrick Crooks
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WALDORF, Md. — Otherwise well-adjusted 37-year-old adult Sean Collier realized yesterday that he still folds under the slightest peer pressure…
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Ted Pillow
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Emo kids, unite! Old school emos only. So if you were there from the start, come on and pull on…
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Patrick Crooks
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WORCESTER, Mass. — Local punk Britney Callahan assured onlookers moments ago that despite the rather violent scuffle she was involved…
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Kevin Flynn
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WASHINGTON — In an effort to bolster the strength of the nation’s internet infrastructure, Acting FCC Chairwoman Jessica Rosenworcel issued…
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Ramona Apthorp
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AGOURA HILLS, Calif. — Local nü-metal band Hog Washer can’t decide which of the countless butthole puns they thought of…
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Patrick Coyne
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LOS ANGELES — An alleged serial killer and millennial is taunting LAPD and terrorizing the city through a series of…
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Collin Canning
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The world is changing and the local music scene is no different. People are bringing politics into everything, every band…
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