Lately, it feels like all my friends and family judge me for dating in quarantine. They take it as a…
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Bobby Korec
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MINNEAPOLIS — ‘90s alternative music darlings Marcy Playground revealed yesterday that their hit song “Sex and Candy” was more specifically…
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TOKYO — Persona 5 fans online are speaking out against the city of Tokyo today after eagle-eyed social media users…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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WARSAW — Early reviews of CD Projekt Red’s Cyberpunk 2077 have made notes to specify that the game runs incredibly…
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Andy Holt
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WARSAW — Polish video game developer CD Projekt RED faced criticism for a cutscene in their new game Cyberpunk 2077,…
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John Danek
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Just as music fans argue about genre classifications, foodies debate cuisines. And there is no cuisine more abstract than that…
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Billy Patterson
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TURNERSVILLE, N.J. — Teenage cannabis user Jared Luzinski was astonished to discover yesterday that ancient human beings once used fire…
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Tony Morse
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Venerated slumlord and accomplished kleptocrat Jared Kushner is a busy man. When he’s not leading the federal government’s lack of…
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Johnny Mo
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LOS ANGELES — Indie powerhouse Phoebe Bridgers surprised fans yesterday by uploading a somber rendition of your grandmother's most private…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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PURGATORY — Recently deceased filmmaker Robert Howells was shocked to discover that purgatory, the period of waiting between life and…
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