Patrick Coyne
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COSTA MESA, Calif. — Slightly tipsy local mom Candace Webber keeps dropping not-so-subtle hints that she fucked The Offspring singer…
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Coward Hour
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Coward Hour is the least-informed podcast in America. Each week, leading cowards/disgraced comedians Brendan Krick & Nik Oldershaw spiral on…
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Patrick Coyne
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By now you’ve seen the rumors: a collection of some of Mario’s greatest 3D adventures are supposedly going to be…
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Jordan Breeding
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SAN FRANCISCO — Facebook has debuted a new feature that allows users to revert their profiles to Facebook Classic for…
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Mike Civins
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Curses! Here I am trying to enjoy a live-streamed performance from Cradle of Filth, my beloved purveyors of gothic metal…
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Louie Aronowitz
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ATLANTA — A team of male researchers reportedly discovered the cure for COVID-19 yesterday, mere seconds after a correlation between…
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Eric Navarro
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Let me get this straight. You wanna come to my country and tell me and my folk how to live…
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John Danek
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HARRISBURG, Pa. — Those invited to celebrate the marriage of punk drummer Scotty Corless and slaughterhouse foreman Anna “Slander” Dietrich…
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Andy Holt
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SCHOOL II — U.S. Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos demanded funding cuts after witnessing a professional skateboarder do a 360…
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Joe Tilleli
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PALO ALTO, Calif. — Medical corporate giant BioloGen is paving the way for network security by doing away with boring…
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