Mark Maira
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Big day in my relationship! At a protest yesterday, for the first time ever my boyfriend cried in front of…
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Dan Kozuh
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VENICE, Calif. — Suicidal Tendencies frontman Mike Muir horrified visitors at the boardwalk yesterday when he took off his trademark…
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SEATTLE — City Council members announced plans today to use money diverted from the Seattle Police Department to fund a…
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Mark Roebuck
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PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Darcy Martin, an alleged superfan of original video game soundtracks, has revealed that he has never actually…
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Joe Tilleli
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ICA FACILITY (LOCATION UNKNOWN) — Agent 47, professional assassin, expressed great relief today at the cold hard fact that every…
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Patrick Coyne
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PORTLAND, Maine. — Local woman Dani Pineda has desperately hidden her humanity from her live-in boyfriend Aaron Adams by not…
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Henrik Persson
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LONG BEACH, N.Y. — Veteran rocker Joan Jett is reportedly no longer in a committed, monogamous relationship with her longtime…
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AUSTIN, Texas — Gov. Greg Abbott signed a new, statewide law today that would mandate each Texan to do their…
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James Knapp
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It's really tough to look at the state of the world today and see anything positive in it. With the…
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Jimmy Adamson
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WARRENVILLE, Ill. — Local sixth grader Billy Luetzen suffered a crushing embarrassment yesterday after writing “Megadeath” instead of “Megadeth” on…
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