Jerrod Kingery
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SPOKANE, Wash. — The upcoming “Beavis and Butt-Head” revival on Comedy Central has finally given 41-year-old Paul Moreno a topic…
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Mark Hassenfratz
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QUEENS, N.Y. — Patrons of neighborhood dive The Rowdy Owl discovered yesterday that potentially contracting COVID-19 was the least dangerous…
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John Danek
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We here at The Hard Times love guitar players! Sure, we might rag on them from time to time because…
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CHICAGO — Fast food behemoth McDonald’s announced today that they will remove the McRib from their menu worldwide to enable…
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Kevin Flynn
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LONDON — Following a recent patch to the popular new battle royale game, gamers have discovered the addition of an…
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Peter Kemme
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CINCINNATI, Ohio — Fall Guys: Ultimate Knockout player Tim Williams insists that the only reason he grabs others at the…
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John Danek
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Wow, that’s so incredibly gracious of you to reach out and share the carefully crafted demos you recorded in your…
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Doug Francisco
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BALTIMORE — Local barista Eli McDermott's home is now completely furnished with the cast-off old furniture of his rich friend…
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Dom Turek
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A Facebook friend’s apparent descent into the world of alternative medicine led me on an hours-long quest for the truth:…
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Billy Patterson
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PHILADELPHIA — Local bassist Aaron Scherzinger realized today that he only needs to murder two or three of his bandmates…
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