Month: July 2020
182 stories found
Coming Soon: More Video Games and You Like It, Don’t You? You Sick Fuck
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Between the Xbox Games Showcase, Sony’s “Future of Gaming” event, and the upcoming release of Cyberpunk 2077, we have a…
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Upcoming Baby to Be Voiced by Troy Baker
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ELMONT, N.Y. — Award-winning voice actor Troy Baker will provide the voice work and motion capture performance for a highly-anticipated…
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Metalhead Homeowner Installs Denim Carpet
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SUGAR LAND, Texas — New homeowner and devoted metalhead Eric Bronson replaced the out-of-date shag carpet in his living room…
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Report: Friend’s Christopher Walken Impression Somehow Racist
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MINNEAPOLIS — Local jokester Jeff Kessler’s impersonation of acclaimed actor Chistopher Walken last night was met with stunned silence, as…
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Opinion: Ya Know, Stacy’s Dad Ain’t Half Bad Either
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stacy’s mom is hot as shit. I’ve heard; you’ve heard; the entire world has heard. And they’re…
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Defeated Pop-Punk Band Returns to Small Town Whence They Came
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PHILADELPHIA — Local pop-punk band The Dysentery Garys have left Philadelphia, dejectedly returning to their hometown of Botsford, Conn., in…
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Moronic Dataminers Thrilled After Discovering Luigi In ‘Super Mario 64 DS’
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NEW YORK — Following a string of leaks of early builds and scrapped ideas for beloved Nintendo games, the emulation…
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Ad Making Offensive Insinuation About What You Want to Do in This Game
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ATLANTA — According to several users of file downloading services and illegal streaming sites, an advertisement featuring a buxom CGI…
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Opinion: Being a Socialist Doesn’t Mean I Can’t Watch Reruns of “Supermarket Sweep”
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Being a socialist means I believe in income equality, universal healthcare, and affordable housing, but it sure as fuck doesn’t…
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