Heather Cook
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I want my budding love life to be as exciting and effortless as my tuning of choice, open D. I’m…
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Jonah Nink
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CHICAGO — Local goth Raven Stevens spent her entire savings on new clothes yesterday after an attempt to eat a…
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Collin Brown
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NEW YORK — Following the mainstream popularity of nerd culture in the form of blockbuster movies and roleplaying games, magicians…
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Joe Tilleli
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LOS ANGELES — The cast of the cult hit sitcom Community surprised fans this week with a reunion over Zoom,…
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Matt Kenny
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SAN FRANCISCO — Citing the economic fallout from the ongoing coronavirus pandemic, online education platform Masterclass has announced that the…
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V.F. Thompson
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KALAMAZOO, Mich. — Last week, a local polycule reached its breaking point and spoke out on social media against the…
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MONTREAL — PornHub I.T. guy Dewey Palmer helped a fellow employee troubleshoot their malfunctioning computer this morning by suggesting they…
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James Knapp
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I know, you probably hear this all the time. Hell, everyone wants to believe that they’re some special soul that…
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E.M. Caris
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LOS ANGELES — Indie musician RGRT could not solve a single “Wheel of Fortune” puzzle during last week’s taping because…
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John Dixon
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CAYCE, S.C. — Local gamer James Larson recently announced his wildly unrealistic fitness goal of looking good in the reflection…
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