Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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TULSA, Okla. — Local Netflix viewer Trevor Doyle spent the past 24 hours frantically binge watching Martin Scorsese films to…
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James Knapp
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CONROE, Texas — RadioShack employee Rachel Meinke reportedly has “no fucking clue” why she’s considered an essential employee during the…
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Neil Floyd
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LORDRAN — The Capra Demon, a challenging boss of the early Lower Undead Burg area in Dark Souls, has been…
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John Merrifield
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Apparently the higher-ups at The Hard Times want to get in on the foodie craze and for some reason they…
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NEW YORK — Dr. Mark Miller turned down a homemade mask today that could help protect him from COVID-19 after…
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Andy Holt
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LINCOLN, Neb. — After being laid off from his job at a regional cardboard box supply company last week, local…
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Brendan Krick
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DEMING, N.M. — Local insurance salesman Ben Romero was written up today for missing work for the second day in…
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Alec Stein
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Can I be happy? Will I ever find love? Does any of this even fucking matter? While the answer to…
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Zach Russell
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YONKERS, N.Y. — 83-year-old Judith Swanson tragically passed away last night at New York Presbyterian Hospital due to complications from…
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Owen Crowlie
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BERKELY, Calif. — After six weeks of playing Fallout 76, an artificial intelligence affectionately nicknamed “Master” reportedly taught itself how…
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