Krissy Howard
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DOG HEAVEN — Several dogs awaiting entry into the big, grassy field in the sky are being forced to wait…
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Neil Floyd
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EGG HARBOR TOWNSHIP, N.J. — In a sweeping policy change, popular mall retailer Spencer Gifts announced today all shoppers at…
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Jay Chanoine
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I love The Flaming Lips and I always will. That will never change regardless of what drugs I'm on. Drugs,…
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REVERE, Mass. — Misguided 43-year-old street punk Martin “Peanut” Landers announced today that he will be upping his cigarette intake…
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Bobby Korec
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LOS ANGELES — The winner of the “Best Alternative Music Album” at the 62nd Annual Grammy Awards was allegedly produced…
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Matthew Keplinger
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LOS ANGELES — The traditional office space callout of “Kobe” when shooting a wadded up ball of paper into a…
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Shea Strauss
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CLEVELAND — Local woman and total poser Brandi Herrera could not recall her moon sign yesterday when asked, despite her…
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Dan Kozuh
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SAN FRANCISCO — Friends of deceased gamer Paul Wesley came together yesterday evening for an open-casket viewing at Adam’s Funeral…
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Dan Rice
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Well, here we are, I hope you’re happy you sick fucks. It’s come to this. Jesus fucking Christ. We landed…
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ST. PAUL, Minn. — Local woman Connie Walters is fed up with all of her friends constantly asking for financial…
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