Dan Kozuh
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AUSTIN, Texas — The Whole Foods Market grocery chain announced today that it will only sell produce picked by cage-free…
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John Danek
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Kentucky, let’s get real. Senator Mitch McConnell is probably the most evil politician in America today. Yes, Trump is louder…
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Patrick Coyne
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KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Guitarist Loyd Schneider raced back and forth between two different venues last night after booking shows…
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Jordan Breeding
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CALIENTE, Nev. — Subreddit moderator for r/RealAliens Devin Byam told sources Friday that, while he would absolutely be willing to…
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Patrick Coyne
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BALTIMORE — Self-proclaimed beer snob Jeremy Drika pretended last night to thoughtfully peruse the beer list at a local brewpub…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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LOS ANGELES — Directed by Jon Favreau, Disney announced today a perfectly photo-realistic CGI audience created to enjoy the studio’s…
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Dear Scabby: What does BDSM stand for? -WTF Dear WTF: BDSM refers to "blowing dildos sex machine," or maybe "boner…
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Kevin Tit
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A cable cutting out in the middle of band practice is a highly frustrating and commonplace occurrence. A workplace hazard,…
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Matt Shore
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RICHMOND, Va. — Mistakenly assuming that his ordinary equipment would be adequate to see him through the encounter, IT specialist…
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Kyle Vorbach
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LOS ANGELES — Right-wing political commentator Ben Shapiro used Logic and Reason to produce an EDM EP, according to a…
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