Patrick Coyne
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PHILADELPHIA — Local woman Juliana Azzara passed the four hours waiting for her train last night by asking a man…
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Freelancer
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INDIANAPOLIS — Recent college graduate Mark Robinson had a job interview yesterday he thought “went pretty well,” despite his inability…
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Brendan Krick
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Americans spend $10.7 trillion dollars every year, and most of that is spent on sex probably. One visionary is looking…
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Kaitlyn Jeffers
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HUNTINGTON BEACH, Calif. — Seminal crust punk band Leftöver Crack canceled their upcoming Midwestern tour today when drummer Donny Morris…
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Liam O'Malley
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KYOTO, Japan — During a 15-minute Direct this morning, Nintendo revealed a new Pokémon, Ratky, a Galar Region Pokémon inspired…
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Jen Cantin
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My acquaintances’ girlfriends are all such sweet girls. I always give them the respect a lady deserves by being polite,…
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Collin Preciado
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ST. LOUIS — After doing nothing but playing the video game Call of Duty for the past 12 months, local…
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Tom Peters
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AMHERST, Mass. — Local resident Minkont Cranford stunned his roommates yesterday with his acquisition of an oversized, bulky organ, discovered…
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Mark Roebuck
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DETROIT — Avid cannabis consumer Jake Sweeney exploded in rage today after finding a seed in his marijuana for the…
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Jimmy Beliakoff
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LOS ANGELES — Following the announcement of a new Magic: The Gathering animated series to release on Netflix, directors Joe…
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