Brian Polk
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FORT COLLINS, Colo. — Tortured Metaphor merch guy and badass road-warrior Todd Sanderson was quite clear last night that he…
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Sammi Skolmoski
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VISTA, Calif. — The discovery of a 19th use for Dr. Bronner’s All-One hemp castile soap has members of the…
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Lauren Lavín
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Like me, you’ve probably been told that millennials are too busy vaping, eating ass, and razing entire industries to the…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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MILWAUKEE, Wisc. — Local mother and new addition to the Twitter community Eileen Sommer reportedly announced to her family today,…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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MILWAUKEE, Wisc. — Local mother and new addition to the Twitter community Eileen Sommer reportedly announced to her family today,…
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James Webster
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ATHENS, Ga. — Local uninsured and ailing man Jordan Cohen announced today that he will “just give it a few…
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Jonah Nink
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While Todd Erickson may seem like a mild mannered middle-aged man at first glance, this is simply a cover up…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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I am so goddamn sick of seeing fake gatekeepers on the internet telling people they aren’t real fans of something,…
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BRIDGEWATER, Mass. — Your coolest cousin and basically “big brother” from ages 4-13, Donnie McGee, was finally released from prison…
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M.J. Amory
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MAUI, Hawaii — As the live stream ended for the 2018 Video Game Awards, Gex the Gecko, titular character of…
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