Tyler Lebens
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People are getting really into the whole new age thing lately. Everyone’s eating kale and talking to crystals. Naturally, I…
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BOSTON — Tufts University philosophy student Colin Hendricks was amused to learn yesterday that recovering addict and “fucking brainless sheep”…
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Aries (March 21-April 19) Stop feeling sorry for yourself, Aries. Nobody cares that Josh ate your leftover take out. It…
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Steven Kowalski
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Buyers remorse is a drag, especially when it comes to your religion. One day you’re just minding your own business,…
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LAKE VILLA, Ill. — Sources have revealed that Lyle Baker, 36, recently listed popular Twitch streamer Richard Blevins, better known…
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NEW YORK — Rapper and television personality Action “Mr. Wonderful” Bronson was brutally murdered on the streets of Queens last…
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I don’t understand how I got burned like this! I put everything I had into this cult so I could…
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Danny Taverner
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ANAHEIM, Calif. — Audience and band members alike were confused last night when punk band Lieutenant couldn’t decide to whom…
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Danny Taverner
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ANAHEIM, Calif. — Audience and band members alike were confused last night when punk band Lieutenant couldn’t decide to whom…
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We’re used to how certain characters look in video games, right? And if they’re altered ever slightly, sometimes it can…
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