Brad Skafish
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OAKLAND, Calif. — Rock’n’roll Hall-of-Famers Green Day traded long-time bassist Mike Dirnt today to in-state rivals NoFX in exchange for…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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NEW YORK — Local science fiction enthusiast Miles DuBonnet is reportedly having an “alright” go at his sixth attempt to…
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Dan Kozuh
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There’s been a lot of talk about racism in America lately and, quite frankly, I find that absurd. Riddle me…
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Adam Martin
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ATLANTA — AMC’s “The Walking Dead” has scientists perplexed by its ability to continue airing, despite their observations that the…
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SAN FRANCISCO — Local three-legged dog Chester, recently adopted from a nearby no-kill shelter, will live out the rest of…
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Ian Kitchen
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AUSTIN — Early reviews are indicating that “Adventures of Slappy,” a newly released action/adventure game, has horrible controls, ugly characters,…
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Allison Mick
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This one goes out to my REAL problem drinkers. Saturday is St. Patrick’s Day, which is basically Comic-Con for Poser…
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AUSTIN, Texas — Recent transplant Andre Alvarado was reportedly unsure which merch table was socially acceptable to aimlessly stand by…
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Dan Luberto
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You know how annoying it is when you think of a sick band name and find out it’s taken? Multiply…
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SAN ANTONIO — Local “good guy” and gun enthusiast Dean Hart admitted today that “constant” rejection and overwhelming loneliness has…
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