Ed Saincome
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Greetings, patriots. I don't mean to alarm you, but There is a war happening in America right now and right under…
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Ian Kitchen
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SHADOW MOSES ISLAND, Alaska — Classified emails intercepted by hackers today reveal Solid Snake to be completely and utterly lost…
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Tom Peters
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Taylor Swift’s new song “Look What You Made Me Do” was recently knocked from the number one chart position by…
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Kyle Erf
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HUNTINGTON, N.Y. — Members of the Colombo family have successfully hidden their marijuana use from each other for years despite…
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Krissy Howard
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ATLANTA — Georgia man Scott Stevens claimed today that the festival he’s attending has somehow prevented him from showering since…
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Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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TOPEKA, Kansas — Capcom raised eyebrows today by releasing a surprise teaser for an upcoming game, Marvel Vs. Capcom Vs.…
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Ed Saincome
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These days there are no two words that make my blood boil more than “revenge porn.” To think that some…
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Eli Braden
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LOS ANGELES — Hardcore legend Henry Rollins wore a black pair of shorts to the funeral service of a family…
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Ella Gale
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The only thing I love more than American soldiers is preparing to defend myself against them by stockpiling as much…
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Joe Rumrill
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DENVER — University of Colorado freshman Gordon Brill attempted last week to reveal his affinity for the band They Might…
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