Ted Kindig
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Not your king, huh? Grow up. Quick question: are you a citizen of the Mushroom Kingdom? And is there a…
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Eric Navarro
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ROANOKE, Va. — Self-described anarchist and tabletop gamer “Grimey” Grady Cook stunned his gaming group earlier this week with his…
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BUFFALO, N.Y. — A senseless crowd killing incident late last night during a heavy breakdown left six people severely annoyed, according…
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Mark Roebuck
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CORNELIA, World A — A heated confrontation took place at the item shop earlier today, involving a black mage who…
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Eric T. Roth
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Literally. These days it seems like everything is lit. A decent slice of pizza. A sideshave haircut. We throw around…
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Rick Homuth
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SEATTLE — After Amazon’s announcement it would purchase grocery store chain Whole Foods Market, CEO Jeff Bezos shared schematics for…
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Ted Kindig
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If you thought you were going to smirk your way through a half-assed cover of Sisqó’s “Thong Song” and coast…
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Eric Navarro
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ENOLA, P.A. — Matthew Bowen discovered last night exactly where he stands with his group of friends after receiving the…
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Dan Kozuh
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It is a wonderful thing when a song’s lyrics define who you are as a person. It’s even more wonderful…
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Dustin Meadows
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Alright, LISTEN UP, you stupid, mouth-breathing, McDonald’s-eating, SUV-driving idiots. We only get one planet Earth, and you ASSHOLES are KILLING…
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