Kaitlyn Jeffers											
										
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										NAPA, Calif. — Local woman Amanda Perez believes that, for the first time in her life, she most likely has…									
									
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												Jimmy Adamson											
										
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										WARRENVILLE, Ill. — Local sixth grader Billy Luetzen suffered a crushing embarrassment yesterday after writing “Megadeath” instead of “Megadeth” on…									
									
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												Patrick Crooks											
										
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										NAZARETH, Pa. — Local teen Brian Miller found his father’s old stash of Playboys while snooping through the garage late…									
									
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												Bobby Korec											
										
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										Abs: Everyone wants them. No one’s got them. Except yours truly. In today’s world, there just aren’t many people willing…									
									
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												John Danek											
										
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										Youth is overrated. Young people look fucking weird, their voices are all high and annoying, and they’re dumb as hell.…									
									
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												Lauren Lavín											
										
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										MINNEAPOLIS — Local woman and online shopper Darla Castro is reconsidering her lack of children after a search for her…									
									
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												Ryan Harnedy											
										
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										IRVINE, Calif. — Youth pastor Doug McCabe casually mentioned yesterday that he had a friend who was “a real punk…									
									
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												Mark Roebuck											
										
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										LINCOLN, Neb. — Recent college graduate Todd Tyler reflected yesterday on the follies of his youth, appreciating his maturity now…									
									
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												Kyle Erf											
										
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										Many of you are entering your 30s, looking back, and worrying you’ve wasted your lives. I was in that exact…									
									
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												Malcolm Whitfield											
										
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										EDEN PRAIRIE, Minn. — Vice-Principal of Eden Prairie High School Wayne McCarthy claimed this week that he can relate with…									
									
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