Tim Sheard
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LOS ANGELES — Well-known idiot Donald Robertson was beside himself with amazement when ChatGPT was able to produce an unexceptional…
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Bobby Korec
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ENUMCLAW, Wash. — Local Christian rock band Trust Fall revealed that they are waiting until marriage to write any songs…
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Ben Friedman
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FORT WORTH, Texas — The lead singer of local grindcore band Razor Masturbator found his creative output drop dramatically after…
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Sidney Conant
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Stephen King’s legacy as a horror visionary is as far-reaching as it is undeniable, but it should be fair to…
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Daniel Freborg
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OMAHA, Neb. — District 2 constituent Steve Amundson, fed up with the protracted process of fixing the potholes on his…
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Mike Civins
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TORONTO — Iconic filmmaker and leading architect of the “body horror” genre David Cronenberg completed a new feature-length screenplay earlier…
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John Danek
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BALTIMORE — Ferocious garage punk rockers Cigarettes Saved My Life challenged expectations by including a six-minute ballad at the end…
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Bobby Korec
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Have you ever caught yourself thoroughly enjoying an Explosions in the Sky track and thought there might be something lacking?…
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Bobby Korec
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Have you ever caught yourself thoroughly enjoying an Explosions in the Sky track and thought there might be something lacking?…
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Matt McInerney
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SALEM, Ore. — Droves of musicians unable to finish career-defining albums due to the distractions of modern life have begun…
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