RJ Dralle
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SAN FRANCISCO — Aaron Benet, CEO of tech start-up CodeVibe, sent a company-wide email explaining that he will be implementing…
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The Hard Times Staff
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WASHINGTON — Ronald Rowe Jr, acting director of the Secret Service, held a press conference today to announce that he…
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Tim Sheard
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CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Scientists at M.I.T’s prestigious Zoom Studies Lab reportedly identified the first online meeting to begin without terrible,…
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Doug Kolic
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MIAMI — A local couple working from home was reported that they were left with no choice but to start…
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Jessica Lillian
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CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Software product manager Alanah Tivola “celebrated” Labor Day by dutifully scheduling six meetings for tomorrow that she…
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Rose Eden
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SAN DIEGO — Local procrastinator Rupa Patel claims she’s never more productive around the house than when she’s on tight…
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Kathy Lynch
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NEW YORK — New research funded by Fortune 500 CEOs revealed that improving work-life balance will decrease the size of…
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Charles Bill
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BETHESDA, Md. – Local accountant Peter Wombach reportedly failed to successfully hide a signed Anal Cunt poster in the background…
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Dan Kozuh
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ATLANTA — Two cubicle neighbors who haven’t seen one another in over twenty-four months are basically caught up on one…
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John Danek
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CHICAGO — Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan made some coffee before launching into yet another day of writing 5-star reviews…
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