Kevin Flynn
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METHUEN, Mass. — Guessing that he could probably blow through the second half of the game without picking up a…
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Brandon Puff
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NEW YORK CITY — Notorious anti-video game Senator Bob Sandleson was found this weekend blowing a video game cartridge inside…
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Owen Crowlie
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Thanks to the virtue signaling politics of Hollywood, it seems that gays in modern media are harder to avoid than…
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HELENA, Mont. — A newly discovered journal of their expedition has revealed that famed American explorers Lewis and Clark apparently…
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KANSAS CITY — Reports are coming in that the board game you spent $60 on that your friends never want…
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Mark Roebuck
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THE CITY — The media is abuzz over escalating rumors of a new software announcement coming from the world of…
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Louie Aronowitz
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LOS ANGELES — Ska/punk band and breakout stars of the Tony Hawk Pro Skater soundtrack Goldfinger confirmed today they’ve begun…
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Patrick Coyne
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WIDOWBRIAR — Video game protagonist Danaes has reportedly assured final boss the Hollowsplicer, Scourge of Xissan, that the many side quests…
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Hana Michels
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HEMPSTEAD, N.Y. — Brian Applegate has developed a ritual while playing House Of The Dead at his local arcade involving…
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