Michael Palladino
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LOS ANGELES — Controversial KISS frontman Gene Simmons announced earlier today that, effective immediately, transgender people will be banned from…
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Patrick Coyne
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WASHINGTON — Newly hired White House Communications Director Anthony “The Mooch” Scaramucci was fired by President Trump today, after only…
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Dan Kozuh
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ANYTOWN, U.S. — Johnny Johnson, local paperboy, has been hospitalized after being severely beaten by local resident Grady Hollis for…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump grimly said to GOP lawmakers “Remember, no Russian,” moments before the elevator doors opened to…
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Hyde Healy
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WASHINGTON — U.S. District Court Judge Thomas Durkin “came out of nowhere” and denied President Trump's easy lay-up during a…
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Andy Holt
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PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un vowed to decimate the city of Los Angeles with his distinctive…
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NEW YORK — Longtime political activist Lorenzo Marquez attempted to kick off a new protest chant at a march last…
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Ted Kindig
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Not your king, huh? Grow up. Quick question: are you a citizen of the Mushroom Kingdom? And is there a…
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Ashley Naftule
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QUANTICO, Virginia — Chicago is officially the most dangerous band in America, due to numerous instances of “friendly fire” roadie…
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Drew Kaufman
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MAR-A-LAGO – In direct response to fired FBI Director James B. Comey addressing the Senate Intelligence Committee, President Trump said…
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