Carson Soukup
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WASHINGTON — Republicans are drafting a new Obamacare replacement bill that includes a clause removing children from their parents’ Netflix…
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NEW YORK --Local punk Jeremy Spencer has spent the last 20 years putting Hitler mustaches on pictures of US presidents.…
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Ella Gale
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NEW YORK — President Trump promised this morning to bring five of the "best and loudest" dog whistle factories back to…
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Seth Macy
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ROCKVILLE, Md. — Bethesda Softworks, makers of the alternate reality Nazi-fighting game series Wolfenstein, has apologized for a recent augmented…
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John Danek
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WASHINGTON — California Rep. Adam Schiff announced earlier today via livestream from the Democratic Party Twitter account that his party…
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Michael Palladino
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LOS ANGELES — Controversial KISS frontman Gene Simmons announced earlier today that, effective immediately, transgender people will be banned from…
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Patrick Coyne
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WASHINGTON — Newly hired White House Communications Director Anthony “The Mooch” Scaramucci was fired by President Trump today, after only…
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Dan Kozuh
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ANYTOWN, U.S. — Johnny Johnson, local paperboy, has been hospitalized after being severely beaten by local resident Grady Hollis for…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump grimly said to GOP lawmakers “Remember, no Russian,” moments before the elevator doors opened to…
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Hyde Healy
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WASHINGTON — U.S. District Court Judge Thomas Durkin “came out of nowhere” and denied President Trump's easy lay-up during a…
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