Violet Cowdin
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August 11, 2024
I want to preface this by letting you know it actively pains me to address the topic of the original…
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Charles Bill
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April 11, 2024
There was no better fighting force than the G.I. Joes back in the 1980s. These real American heroes put their…
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Joe Rumrill
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October 26, 2023
NEW YORK — The nation was in uproar last week when it was discovered that Rolling Stone’s list of 250…
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Tim Sheard
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October 21, 2023
GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — Legendary ska act Mustard Plug are combining forces with adult products behemoth Adam & Eve to…
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Bobby Korec
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July 1, 2022
MODESTO, Calif. — Local bachelor Lou Charksville admitted that he can’t be himself around his new exceptionally lifelike sex doll…
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Patrick Coyne
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November 12, 2020
ANAHEIM, Calif. — LEGO customer service representative Janice Kirkland was well aware that caller and middle-aged man Mike Doherty was…
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Dave Cross
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October 11, 2020
SACRAMENTO — Video game speedrunner Ashton Clemens insisted that a significant portion of his girlfriend’s orgasms were completed incorrectly, arguing…
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Mark Roebuck
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September 30, 2017
An Open Letter to My Doctor: I really can’t thank you enough for seeing me today doctor, and I…
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