Stephen Bell
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LOS ANGELES — Local punk Corbin Stefanski’s weakening urine stream is severely limiting his ability to clean his toilet, according…
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Arielle Andreano
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FAIRFAX, Va. – Local punk parents Cindy Brooklyn and Liam Hillhurst were found playing a new game called “The Toilet…
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Jordan Liffengren
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Well, it looks like your worst fear has been realized: a portion of your bare ass has just grazed the…
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Zachary Wolf
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RAPID CITY, S.D. — Local punk venue The Pukebox has somehow invented the world’s first “no-ply” toilet paper as a…
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Jennifer Donovan
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Ruh-roh! Run out of toilet paper and wonder what else you can use? Luckily, you can't afford to own a…
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Kevin Burke
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LOS ANGELES – Two years after the release of Baz Luhrmann’s “Elvis,” citizens of the United States of America are…
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Jeff Bender
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PHILADELPHIA — The reportedly “chill” establishment known as the 9th Street Tavern in the Bella Vista neighborhood of Center City…
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Ian Yamamoto
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PORTLAND, Maine. — Local high school teacher, and all-around cool guy, Peter Thielbault reportedly sits on the toilet backwards whenever…
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Harley Murgatroyd
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TACOMA, Wash. — Show regular Harmony Smith put the seat down in the bathroom of venue Plaid Pig before squatting…
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Lauren Sewell
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PITTSBURGH — The men’s room toilet at Skelly’s Tavern is seeking treatment after going through a dark period and hopes…
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