Mike Moran
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FLOYD KNOBS, Ind. — A new independent study revealed that basically anything you think happened around 2022, was probably closer…
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BRAUNAU AM INN, Austria — Democratic Congressman David Eastlund of Nevada bent the rules of time and space as we…
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Jennifer Donovan
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Hey, man, you look a little down. Everything ok? Oh yikes, sorry to hear about your mom and that bus.…
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Ben Friedman
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Congratulations, you’ve managed to sneak into your nemesis’ inner sanctum (or home office). Now all that’s left to do is…
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Dustin Newman
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LOS ANGELES — The 95th Academy Awards is expected to feature intimidating English actress Mia Goth slightly offstage and ready…
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Joe Rumrill
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DURHAM, N.C. — Local stoner metal aficionado Ennis Woltham is reportedly perplexing those around him by constantly using “Dopesmoker Listens”…
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Patrick Crooks
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NEW YORK — Attendees of a recent show by garage punk band, The Dooley’s, were reportedly infuriated that the ‘selfish…
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Nathan Kamal
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AUSTIN, Texas — A metronome at Austin’s Northside Music Academy doesn’t know what more it can do to show the…
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Bobby Korec
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Funny how time works. One day we’re living in the ‘90s wearing high-waisted dad jeans, watching ‘Seinfeld,’ and talking about…
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Bobby Korec
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Funny how time works. One day we’re living in the ‘90s wearing high-waisted dad jeans, watching ‘Seinfeld,’ and talking about…
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