Sweden Tag Archives

S.L. Neechski • July 11, 2025

Hey, you with the Sabaton shirt and the over-manicured facial hair that’d make Tony Stark scoff. A power metal fan,…

Nigel Powers • February 16, 2024

While everyone remembers the day the ‘90s died (September 11th, 2001), very few remember the day the ‘80s died, December…

Colleen Nerney • April 28, 2023

Look–I know Ghost is bad. They make pretty bog-standard hard rock, performed by cosplay Satanists, with lyrics that only the…

Zachary Wolf • March 5, 2023

Like many of you, I used to sit in my drab apartment and dream of moving to Europe, the land…

Dustin Newman • February 9, 2023

ÖREBRO, Sweden — Pop punk mainstays Millencolin reiterated their stance that they are ready to participate in any new editions…

Jose Balderas • January 19, 2023

LINKÖPING, SWEDEN — Local college student Lufsig Nilsson once again screwed up the lunch orders for the Group of Nameless…

Ted Pillow • January 2, 2023

LOS ANGELES — A tall, blonde-ish actor with Scandinavian roots based in Hollywood is struggling to remember which Skarsgård family…

John Danek • May 23, 2021

GOTHENBURG, Sweden — Melodic death metal guitarist Jens Nyberg tried to use a Boss HM-2 pedal, infamous for its famous…

Tim Sheard • February 25, 2020

OSLO, Norway — The brand new, all-black metal streaming platform “Corpsify +” is responsible for the brutal deaths of eight…

Tyler O'Neil • June 28, 2017

RIVERBANK, Calif. — Meshuggah’s latest album The Violent Sleep Of Reason is riddled with hidden Morse code distress patterns from…