Ben Friedman
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LOS ANGELES — Goldfinger frontman John Feldmann took to Instagram to clarify the band’s seminal hit “Superman” was in no…
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Steve Packosky
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DENVER — A devastating 12-1 loss incurred by the Colorado Rockies at the hands of the Milwaukee Brewers was completely…
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Patrick Coyne
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LOS ANGELES — A shocking new report by citizen journalist/unemployed man Gary Russo claims that skateboarder Tony Hawk did not…
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NEW YORK — Veteran courtroom sketch artist, and self-proclaimed “MAGA diehard,” Terry Bonilla was reprimanded by county officials for continually…
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Scott Waldman
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Goldfinger formed in 1994, just as the punk rock boom took America by storm with stalwarts like Green Day, The…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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ATLANTA — Writer James Mann was reportedly scribbling down ideas in a moleskine notebook after being suddenly struck with the…
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Dan Kozuh
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METROPOLIS — After a brutal and bloody battle through the downtown section of the city, Superman defeated the ruthless General…
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BURBANK, Calif. — Top HBO executives became convinced to release the famous “Snyder Cut” of 2017’s Justice League after realizing…
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METROPOLIS — Local superhero Superman reportedly asked his waiter at a restaurant last night if there was any kryptonite in…
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