Mike Maher
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WASHINGTON — A new report revealed that among the many issues currently dividing Americans, none is more divisive than how…
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Steve Packosky
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TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Nu-metal band Deranged found themselves the pariah of their local scene for failing to misspell their band…
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The Hard Times Staff
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LAS CRUCES, N.M. — Organizers of a spelling bee primarily focused on metal band names were disappointed to see every…
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Cory Cousins
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CINCINNATI — Organizers of the National Spelling Bee expressed serious concerns this week after learning that the highly-regarded competition is…
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Nathan Kamal
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CHICAGO — Friends of local man Jesse Miller were disconcerted by the ease with which he spelled the sexually transmitted…
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Rick Homuth
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A spectar is haunting our political discourse — the spectar of spelling elietism. When I comennced with my college education…
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Kevin Tit
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CINCINNATI — Local punk Jon Weiner was outed as a poser yesterday after mistakenly spelling the name of popular punk…
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BERKELEY, Calif. — Walmart’s “unbeatable” low prices were reportedly crushed last quarter by seminal DIY venue 924 Gilman Street’s in-house…
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