Kal Perry
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LOS ANGELES — Local 34-year-old Meris Johnson reportedly stares at her phone for hours at a time in the morning…
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BLACKWELL, Okla. — Local man Darren McFadden was ready to take on his day after his Instagram algorithm fed him…
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Matt Bieker
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MENLO PARK, Calif. — Meta announced a new partnership this week with UPS to physically mail high-gloss, full-color photographs of…
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Matt Husser
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GREENVILLE, N.C. — Jimmy “Mr. Beast” Donaldson announced plans to expand his empire into the pharmaceutical market with new Plan…
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Ben Friedman
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BROOKLYN — Local man Dan Flemming was forced to explain to friends why, despite a repeatedly publicized hiatus from Instagram,…
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Trevor Graham
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BOSTON — Local liberal Brian Mullins, who is boycotting any company that he sees as supporting a fascist regime, spends…
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Jonah Nink
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CHICAGO — Death Crack bassist Tim Bolz said he was “totally fine” with writing his own birthday post on the…
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Trevor Graham
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DULUTH, Minn. — The massive tech billionaire-run oligarchy suffered a devastating blow today as local account coordinator and frisbee golf…
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Arielle Andreano
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LOS ANGELES, Calif. — Local woman Hallie Phillips is reportedly thriving during an attempt to reduce alcohol consumption despite posting…
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Alex Vlahov
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I keep getting your texts, but listen: you have no idea how busy I am online. There are so many…
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