BOSTON — Local liberal Brian Mullins, who is boycotting any company that he sees as supporting a fascist regime, spends all of his free time…
CHICAGO — Death Crack bassist Tim Bolz said he was “totally fine” with writing his own birthday post on the band’s Instagram page for the…
DULUTH, Minn. — The massive tech billionaire-run oligarchy suffered a devastating blow today as local account coordinator and frisbee golf enthusiast, Michael Murray, created an…
Woman Doing Totally Fine Without Alcohol Has Posted About Mocktails 23 Times This Week
LOS ANGELES, Calif. — Local woman Hallie Phillips is reportedly thriving during an attempt to reduce alcohol consumption despite posting pictures of mocktails to her…
I keep getting your texts, but listen: you have no idea how busy I am online. There are so many podcasts to catch up on.…
I don’t know why everyone always complains about how hard it is to quit smoking, I did it the first time no problem. All I…
Local Baker Watches in Horror as Steve Aoki Throws Cake They Worked on For Hours at Influencer
LAS VEGAS — Local baker Phillip Throgmorton watched in horror as a beautiful cake he had worked on for hours was carelessly thrown into the…
FISHERS, Ind. — A small group hosted an intervention recently to help their friend Krista Simmons who has become a sober influencer, distraught and slightly…
Man Checks Into Facebook to See How Random Guy Met at College Party in 2011 Is Doing
MENLO PARK, Calif. — Intermittent Facebook user Jonathon Tanner returned to the social media platform to see how Todd Costas, whom he met once at…
Mom Can’t Wait to Show You Video She Can’t Find
WINONA, Minn. — On a recent holiday pop-in to your apartment Thursday, your mom Nancy insisted you had to see this video as she began…
Quiz: Do You Want To Run a Marathon or Do You Want Your Friends To Pay Attention to You?
You’re starting to feel adrift. What do you want to do with your life? Should you start a podcast? It seems like everyone in your…
Crap! I Only Had a Baby for Social Media Clout and Now I Have to Actually Teach It Stuff
The best day of my life, after me and my wife’s lifestyle brand account hit 500,000 followers, was the birth of my son Brayden. Becoming…
Opinion: No, It Wasn’t a Mistake, I Genuinely Meant to Post “April O’Neil Juggs XXX” as My Facebook Status
Dear friends, family, and colleagues, It would seem that my most recent post on Facebook has caused a lot of confusion, and dare I say…
CHARLESTON, S.C. — Estranged husband and wife lifestyle influencer couple known as “The Wilsons” announced they had reconciled and agreed to stay together for the…
Threads Users Hearing Rumors That Biden Is Considering Dropping Out of Presidential Race
SAN FRANCISCO — Users on the social media platform Threads were recently abuzz with news that President Joe Biden might be considering dropping out of…