NASHVILLE – Following a sparsely attended Halloween show, members of every band on the bill were horrified to discover the promoter — and all the…
LEXINGTON, KY — According to sources close to the event, last night’s show at The Shit Palace wrapped up at 5:00 p.m. today. The show, featuring touring…
DENVER – Despite recurring gastrointestinal issues that have led to countless lonely nights and angry stares from fellow bus riders, multiple sources confirmed that local metalhead Danny Walton had…
New York – In a heartfelt act of altruism, Ben Dawson, lead singer of recently formed hardcore band Deadbolt, concluded his band’s set by encouraging the…
SAN JOSE, Calif. – In a solemn display of unity, punks from several nearby scenes gathered this weekend to plan the inevitable benefit show that will honor…
AUSTIN, Texas – The tallest guy in the room has finally found the perfect woman to stand in front of for the duration of tonight’s show…
NEW LAS VEGAS, Nev. – Local punk Donnie Taylor avoided public humiliation by programming the GPS of his parents’ self-navigating transportation pod to drop him…
ORLEANS, Mass. – Ticket holder Nick Cascarella made a desperate attempt to appear to be busy on his phone upon arriving to a show hours…
We have all had it happen. The show’s over so you gather up your crew to take a crucial picture, but at the last moment…