Steve Packosky
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WASHINGTON — The U.S. Department of the Interior recognized 34-year-old Rob Meszka of Louisville, Kentucky with the Citizen’s Award for…
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Frederick O'Brien
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I knew going into the office kitchenette was a mistake. I foolishly exchanged pleasantries with someone from accounting, I think…
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Max Barth
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WEST CHESTER, Penn. — Local Trump supporter Stephen Hall confirmed that he is happy about Trump’s win, but is a…
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BUTLER, Penn. — A loose, and utterly disgusting, accidental bowel movement inside former President Trump's underwear admitted it was already…
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Tim Sheard
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RICHMOND, Va. – The nation’s coworkers reportedly resolved to hold an extended conversation in the general area outside the employee…
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Jose Balderas
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The one nice perk about having a soul-crushing office job is casual Friday. Especially when it’s cool enough that I…
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Jordan Liffengren
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SEATTLE, Wash. — Newly sober punk Dustin Patterson swore off alcohol after he experienced his first-ever bowel movement with a…
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Nuutti Sihvonen
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LOS ANGELES — The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences handed out the awards for Best Film Editing and…
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Dom Turek
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RIVERSIDE, Calif. — Local woman Missy Frazier is sick of being the only one of her roommates with enough common…
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Joanna McNaney Stein
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SAN FRANCISCO — Local man Dominick Campbell exited a port-o-potty he described as a “crime scene level disaster” and gave…
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