Meet Julie (she/her). While Julie has always known she was straight and never had to go through the lonely, frightening process of coming to terms…
You’re back at your date’s place and if the natural order of things follows, a Baltimore Handshake lies wait in his immediate future. You should’ve…
Morticia and Gomez Addams represent the perfect foil to the stereotypical sitcom couple: they’re always proud of their children, content with their family’s weirdness, and…
Life is full of little surprises, like finding a crumpled $20 in the wash, or a pregnancy scare. But this past weekend I got the…
You’re having a really good time on your date with the cute guy you met at the punk flea market. He’s charming, funny, and you’re…
The votes are in, and the verdict confirms what we already knew: the best time to switch positions is when your partner is on the…
BUTLER, Pa. — Local lesbian Katie Hargrove recently came to the horrifying realization that she is becoming her father, sources currently standing at her window…
Ever since the birth of the Misfits, women have been unable to resist the unquenchable sex appeal of a delicious devilock. A sharp and salacious…
Freud definitely called it back in the day: everywhere you look, we’re surrounded by phallic symbols. And, subconsciously, we’re all drawn to these penile stand-ins.…
Oh, you’re bisexual, huh? Sorry, I’m not buying it. You’re probably just in denial or saying that to get guys like me intrigued. Well, joke’s…
Okay, let’s just access the situation here. I’ve had thirty beers, I do not know where my license is, this car has no functioning lights……
Veteran’s day is a somber holiday in which we honor all who serve or have served in the U.S military, living or dead. It is…
I understand why you did it. I’ve never been an easy person to buy gifts for. So why go to all the trouble of figuring…
For kids, Halloween is all about candy. For parents, it’s an opportunity to show said children that Mommy and Daddy still have incredibly healthy libidos.…
Any celebrity can tweet against bullying in our school, but it takes a real class act to actually stand up and do something about it.…