Bobby D. Lux
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WASHINGTON — Scientists researching the life expectancy of punks now claim that the first punk to live a full 65…
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WORCESTER, Mass. — A grant application submitted by the University of Massachusetts Medical School for “the expressed intent of further…
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John Danek
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How much longer until you open your eyes? It's like you all voluntarily refuse to see reality. There is an…
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John Danek
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BOULDER, Colo. — Scientists at the University of Colorado have confirmed that marijuana severely impairs the ability to grasp tasteful…
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Casey Reed
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BOSTON — A team of matriarch scientists at Boston University have made a discovery that promises to shift the trajectory…
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SAN FRANCISCO — Confused stoner Tyler Harrison participated in a sleep-study program believing the nocturnal testing session would actually be a…
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