Steve Packosky
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TRENTON, N.J. — Black metal band Kald Syk completely humiliated themselves by playing a song about Satan after opener Speared…
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In trying times, nothing feels better than an uplifting story that renews our faith. In Raleigh, North Carolina tragedy became…
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Chris Bowen
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ALLENTOWN, Pa. — Local metalhead Devon Kingsley is reportedly still feeling a slight sense of euphoria after receiving $6.66 back…
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James Knapp
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Well, this is not promising. The group sex hasn’t even started yet and already half the people in this candlelit…
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Audrey Vieira
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Satanic panics are all the rage right now. Thanks to the concerned Facebook posts of Christian mothers, devilish imagery receives…
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Zachary Wolf
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America is going to hell in a hand-basket, and not in a good way. These kids today don’t care about…
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Dan Kozuh
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CLARKSDALE, Miss. — Local metalhead Perry Tate came across Satan himself at the crossroads and instantly sold his soul to…
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John Danek
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DALLAS — Despondent black metal bedroom musician Dale “Vaxxix” Houlihan recently came to the sudden realization that the spiritual void…
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James Knapp
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DALLAS — Acclaimed country-pop band The Chicks shocked fans with the release of their new single, a eight-minute-long, thrash influenced…
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Chris Bowen
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HELL — Ruler of the underworld and Dark Lord Satan admitted that even after all these years, he is still…
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