Lauren Lavín
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SAN ANTONIO — A friend informed you today during a visit to your hometown that she finally listened to Breaking…
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Patrick Coyne
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NEW YORK — An alarming new study conducted by a research panel of angry baby boomers found that 82% of…
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Alex Salcido
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KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Local bartender Marty Craig allowed himself to enjoy the Limp Bizkit classic “Rollin’” in its entirety…
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HOUSTON — A holographic version of Mick Jagger waited patiently offstage yet again at a Rolling Stones concert last night,…
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Jason Gong
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The first time my girlfriend and I saw Sharona she had the cutest pout on her face as she was…
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Mike Moran
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LONDON — Legendary Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards is completely oblivious that he will soon embark on his final string…
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Luke Woodward
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DEARBORN, Mich. — The Black Keys held a press conference at Ford Motor Company headquarters earlier today, announcing that their…
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Patrick Coyne
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CINCINNATI — Advertising account rep Danny Quintana has been forever saddled with the nickname “Nickelback” after admitting to coworkers 15…
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Patrick Crooks
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BALTIMORE — Following weeks of public pressure, local classic rock station WBZA admitted today that their claim of playing “all…
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Louie Aronowitz
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PARAMUS, N.J. — Musician Dan Beck has been repeatedly playing the same part of the Pavement song “Silence Kid” in…
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