Courtney Hill
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FAIRFAX, Va. — Local sixth-grader Kenny Jenkins suddenly took up vaping in hopes of charming his older brother’s sex robot,…
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John Merrifield
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As the apocalypse raged on, I’d begun running out of ways to entertain myself when I had the worst great…
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Billy Patterson
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As a first-time parent, I struggle with self-doubt. I often question my child-rearing abilities and second-guess my decisions. But whenever…
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John Danek
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PITTSBURGH — Researchers at Carnegie Mellon University released a disturbing report today predicting that 100% of erotic asphyxiation will be…
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Ella Gale
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CHERNSVILLE, Calif. — Artificial intelligence researchers at the Chernsville Institute of Technology (ChIT) announced that they are closer than ever…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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PHILADELPHIA — Local nerd-culture fan Mac Armory, 22, is secretly hoping that one of those cool Fox Sports football-playing robots make…
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Mark Turner
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THE INTERNET - After teasing fans for a month with an online countdown, seminal post-punk band At The Drive-In revealed…
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