Sean Fallon
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BOCA RATON, Fla. — Conservative podcaster Ben Shapiro called for a boycott of Zoltar machines after his wish to become…
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Chris Bowen
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If you're a Misfits fan, you know you have to pick a side. It's either “Team Danzig,” or it's “Team…
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Steve Packosky
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ELLICOTT CITY, Md. — Local resident and supposed Staind fan Brandon Vintner wasn’t even present at the attempted coup on…
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Alex Vlahov
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BEND, Ore. — Local amateur historian and occasional beloved family member Paul Poppavich vehemently dismisses news of fascism’s rising international…
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Chris Bowen
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MANHATTAN BEACH, Calif. — Unbearable conservative Doug Tannenburg told Descendents logo Milo that he should have chosen trade school instead…
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LINCOLN, Neb. — Local conservative, and self-proclaimed free thinking punk, Eddie Duff was confused by what he described as “woke…
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Nigel Powers
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Over the course of the 2000s (it will be a cold day in Hell before I recognize 2014s Season 4…
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Tim Sheard
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“Futurama” is the ultimate adult cartoon. Sometimes childish humor written by a team of comedy writers with multiple masters and…
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Reuben Blanchard
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BURLINGTON, Vt. — Local centrist Harris Miller revealed that he doesn’t care who wins the 2024 presidential election as long…
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Sean Fallon
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WASHINGTON — Large factions of America’s right-wing who idolize Winston Churchill were united in horror at learning that he had…
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