Michael Palladino
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Somebody call Harmony Cobel and Mr. Milchick, because apparently it’s not just the employees of Lumon Industries that get to…
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Patrick Coyne
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Most people will tell you Disney magic is something you only see in movies or after an unlicensed mushroom retreat.…
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Patrick Coyne
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Take note, Charles Perrault! And would someone PLEASE shove the hemorrhaging corpse of Grace Kelly out of the driver’s seat??…
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Ben Friedman
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Our own vanity plays a huge part in making the “body horror” genre of movies so terrifying. One day you’re…
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Dan Rice
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Vampire. Nosferatu. The un-dead. Legends of unholy, immortal creatures with a thirst for human blood have existed for centuries. Could…
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Nathan Kamal
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Wow! Just because Die Hard is a fictional movie doesn't mean there isn't a real-life John McClane out there. Check…
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MONTREAL — Members of the pop-punk Simple Plan are having an existential crisis after realizing that life never really stopped…
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Kyle Erf
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BOISE, Idaho — Troubled sophomore Blaise Porter’s plans for mass vengeance have been slowly dashed by the tough business realities…
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James Siboni
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TAMPA, Fla. — Local man Garrett Doyle has somehow managed to build a real-life personality even more insufferable than the…
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