Tim Graham
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WASHINGTON — President Trump complained that the manual that details how to operate a fascist regime was “boring” due to…
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Tim Graham
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AMHERST, Mass. — Serial public masturbator Aaron Goddard received an unexpected education in progressive politics when he wandered into a…
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Sean Fallon
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I missed the subway this morning and got caught in the rain, and just when I thought things couldn’t get…
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Steve Packosky
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OK, so this one’s at least partially on us. We’ve admittedly been slacking off here at the Hard Times, and…
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Nathan Kamal
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CHICAGO — Local man and ostentatious snob William Huller was struck with an intense wave of envy as he pretended…
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Mike Civins
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CRANFORD, N.J. — The members of a Union County book club awoke this morning with no idea that every moment…
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Kyle Duggan
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If you’ve ever been to a trendy coffee shop, you’ve seen someone sitting in an overstuffed armchair, conspicuously keeping track…
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Dan Rice
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My name is Mark Brooks, father of four, owner of Brooks Construction Fencing Rental Co., and, sorry liberals, a proud…
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Yancy Lee Crawford
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In the '90s, R.L. Stine’s “Goosebumps” books unleashed a wave of truth-telling about the horrors of modern America. Stine primed…
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John Waters says, “If you go home with somebody and they don’t have books, don’t fuck them,” which is why…
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