Mutants. They are the next link in the chain of human evolution, individuals with extraordinary gifts who elicit both reverence…
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John Danek
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WATERFORD TWP, Mich. — Presumed Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump’s campaign rallies are now limited to music by Ted Nugent,…
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Formed in a garage, like all great American enterprises, by way of Guitar Wizard/shirt hater Matt Pike and drummer Des…
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Matt Husser
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In a world where everyone can just yap into the voice memos app on their iPhone and attempt to become…
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Matthew Schneeman
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Gift cards can feel both like limitless free money but they also seem to evaporate as soon as you enter…
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Scott Waldman
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Before we get into the bloody and messy specifics regarding the power trio law enforcement officers who double as the…
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Tim Graham
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AUSTIN, Texas — Governor Greg Abbott deployed Texas National Guard troops to combat the rapidly spreading wildfires in the state’s…
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The Killers are one of the single biggest rock acts of the this millennium, a powerhouse band propelled by the…
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