Sari Beliak
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TUCSON, Ariz. –– Local woman Anaya Marquez is concerned that pursuing a relationship with her friend David Alameda could jeopardize…
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Ted Pillow
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SALT LAKE CITY — A new QAnon theory circulating on message boards about the truth behind Daylight Saving Time is…
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Wilson Conkwright
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BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — Local Pantera fan Blane Butts referred to another customer at Ingles Supermarket as an “intellectual” yesterday in…
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James Knapp
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TACOMA, Wash. — Local 33-year-old Darrell Ornsby realized yesterday that “the universe is a lie and life is a joke”…
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Dan Luberto
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PARMA, Ohio — Local punk Matt Onofrio looks substantially worse after getting in better physical shape over the last several…
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Daniel Arnold
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TACOMA, Wash. — Local coffee aficionado Sage Davis claimed today that he finally perfected his method for brewing the perfect…
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Dan Kozuh
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WASHINGTON —The American Association of Retired Persons announced yesterday that their bi-monthly magazine will now come with a copy of…
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Dom Turek
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LUDLOW, Maine — Weeks after Rush Limbaugh’s devastated fans buried him in Pet Sematary hoping to reanimate the polarizing radio…
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James Knapp
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LINCOLN, Neb. — Scene members held a candlelight vigil last night for Gary Johnson, the still-alive merch guy for punk…
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Ted Pillow
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Everyone knows about Christopher Walken’s enthralling “Pulp Fiction” monologue. But that’s not the only time this eccentric thespian has played…
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