Ian Yamamoto
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DUBUQUE, Iowa — A WebMD article explaining symptoms and treatment options for Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder is reportedly "boring af,"…
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Dan Kozuh
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OMAHA, Neb. — Local aging punk Adrian Cox, once known for outlandish behavior like snacking on shattered light bulbs, refused…
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Taylor Roebuck
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DETROIT — Local short person Elizabeth Kramer spent $90 on floor tickets for an upcoming concert after forgetting that she’s…
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V.F. Thompson
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KALAMAZOO, Mich. — Local venue Breezy Steve’s Beer Barn now requires attendees to show proof of showering before they enter…
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Julia Zhen
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CLEVELAND — A group of disgruntled, shoeless punks met each other’s empty gazes in a foyer as they attempted to…
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Patrick Crooks
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SAN FRANCISCO — Local man Clay Horton briefly paused fellating a complete stranger at a glory hole in an area…
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Jay Wells L'Ecuyer
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NEWARK, N.J. — Former Carport frontman Mikey Cooper, 42, is reportedly using his decades of experience exploring overdramatic themes to…
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Nathan Kamal
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For years, Mountain Dew has reigned as the favored effervescent beverage for gamers, skaters and bros alike. But thanks to…
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Nathan Kamal
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For years, Mountain Dew has reigned as the favored effervescent beverage for gamers, skaters and bros alike. But thanks to…
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Ryan Danley
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LOS ANGELES — Director of the upcoming action thriller “Day Of The Eagle” Thad Phillips was able to use the…
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