The Hard Times Staff
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PROVIDENCE, R.I — Local crust punk Phil "Sponge" Baker is planning on participating in today's economic blackout by vowing to…
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Tim Graham
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HAMTRAMCK, Mich. — Local dumpster diver Kev Grubbs treated himself to some wet food that was beyond his typical dry…
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James Webster
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OLYMPIA, Wash. — Local punk Kevin Wilder admitted he was feeling slightly fatigued after he completed a 5K race during…
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Corey Montgomery
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It’s been another week in the confusing hell-scape that is life. Just because the world seems to be crumbling at…
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Amy Currul
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TEL AVIV — IDF soldiers and fellow genocidal maniacs alike were excited to witness Israel’s version of Punxsutawney Phil seeing…
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Josh Fernandez
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SEATTLE — Local anarchist Tommy Greggors staunchly declined to answer a survey about his experience at OfficeMax, confirmed sources. “I…
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Alex Vlahov
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The doctor said this was a first: no one had requested their own colonoscopy footage before. I said this was…
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Dan Rice
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NEW HAVEN, Conn. — Local punk Pattie “Two Dollar” O’Malley set up a foundation dedicated to researching and curing “coke…
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Drew Gigis
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The judiciary system of the United States of America was established on September 24th, 1789 to protect the rights of…
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Amir Adan
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The Mandela Effect is the age-old behavioral phenomenon where large swaths of people misremember specific details about a person, event,…
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