LINCOLN, Mass. — Local homeowner Shauneese Fortenberry was surprised to receive a “punk” singing telegram yesterday that left the entire front of her house in…
Oh shit, Mom just said she and Steve ordered pizza and they got us mozzarella sticks! It’s time to wave the checkered flag and throw…
It’s been said that the key to longevity as a band is as simple as never breaking up. One wouldn’t be blamed for assuming that…
Let’s get this out in the open: these rankings are definitive, and we will fight every single person with a fucked-up “Jane Doe’ stick and…
GREENSBORO, N.C. — Local 39-year-old Perry Lawson is one of the many millennials across the globe honoring the death of comedy legend Paul Reubens by…
If you didn’t grow up in the ’90s, the instrumental noise rock of Don Caballero might be as foreign to you as Netscape, Tamagotchis, or…
Welp, it’s that time of year again. The sun is shining, the flowers are blooming, people are letting loose in the summer air, and you…
This is gospel: With or without an exclamation point, Las Vegas’ Panic! at the Disco is easily one of the most successful acts to come…
The planet may be on fire, but the same can’t be said for your taste in music. In fact, the last time you DJ’d a…
WAUKEGAN, Mich. — Local shock-rock fixture Andy “Randy Andy” Phantym is reportedly unsure why the many pairs of underwear thrown during his shows are never…
Around 30 years ago, Seattle band Citizen Dick fired lead singer Matt Dillon and replaced him with a moody surfer who was almost as handsome…
Before we start listing ten underrated albums from ten underrated Epitaph Records bands in alphabetical order for all of you Mensa members below, we will…
The year was 1985. Testicular torsion continued to affect men everywhere without many people understanding what was wrong. Suddenly, one day while recording in the…
JANESVILLE, Wisc. — Tom Howard, a local 39-year-old with a rare Saturday afternoon to himself, was faced with a startling realization that a porn star…
Lubomir Karashenko July 15, 1976 – July 22, 2023 Lubomir Karashenko was born on a desolate stretch of Ukrainian tundra known to the locals as…