Petey USA was born a 14-year-old boy in the crowd at a Chicago Blackhawks game at the United Center. Now a world-renowned singer, songwriter, actor,…
You may have heard in the news that violent moshing incidents are on the rise again. Instigated by so-called ‘crowd killers,’ these aggro attacks have…
EUGENE, Ore. — Arthur “Sweaty” Grant, a punk physical education teacher at Churchill High School, expressed that incoming freshman student Jaime Peron has what it…
Four Year Strong formed in 2001 in the terrible city of Worcester, Massachusetts. Chances are you can’t pronounce the city correctly and you definitely have…
ORCHARD PARK, N.Y. — Local die-hard Casualties fan Jeremy Stillman was struck with what was described as “blood curdling terror” after waking up from a…
Fall is inching closer and closer and winter will be soon behind. You’ve spent the last few months trying to stay figuratively and literally cool.…
Since we’ve already ranked the albums from both Converge and Cave In we thought it only fitting to complete the triumvirate of the three big…
RENO, Nev. – Fans of Santana feat. Rob Thomas were overjoyed to learn the duo is reuniting for a one-song, 50-state tour, playing their lone…
Intro that doubles as the small print: You may ask and then subsequently remark, “What the heck is Muse doing here? They’re not punk, and…
To begin with, I’d like to formally apologize to anyone I may have offended during the funeral of Lucas Hodge, the father of my current…
ARLINGTON, Va. – Army officials at the Pentagon debuted a new, realistic recruitment commercial that portrays a recruit masturbating four times a day in a…
Whether you call it weird fiction, sword and sorcery, or just plain nerd stuff, the fantasy genre is pretty incredible. Who among us can truly…
MINNEAPOLIS — Local man Cecil Clarke admitted that the only contribution he made to his upcoming wedding is researching potential honeymoon locations by listening to…
The other day I overheard one of my colleagues say they love teaching because, in the end, they learn as much from the students as…
The long wait is finally over. Football is back. This is the year your team will go all the way, all they need is a…