RJ Atkinson
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So there I was, already late to my buddy’s house show because snipping all the plastic beer rings was taking…
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Alex Vlahov
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LISTERVILLE, Calif. — Tourists from across various southern California locales flocked to the sleepy town of Listerville outside of the…
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Kathy Lynch
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SEATTLE — Starbucks officials announced that the chain will now sell straight-up garbage for customers to throw in the fucking…
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Constantine Platanias
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There are so many things to hate about this entitled millennial generation, but nothing scorches my sky more than their…
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Josh Klasco
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DETROIT — Automobile manufacturers across the country hoping to stem the tide of climate change pledged to go 100% electric…
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Nathan Kamal
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HOUSTON — Famed environmental superhero and holographic android Captain Planet announced he would be accepting a position as a paid…
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Lauren Lavín
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BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Anton Hochheim, the drummer of lo-fi surf rock band Beach Fossils, was found yesterday with four pounds…
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Chris Chromak
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JONES BEACH, N.Y. — A three-mile-long trash heap of discarded show flyers is floating off the coast of Long Island,…
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