LOS ANGELES — Startling new models released today predict a massive spike in potential lovers subjecting their first dates to…
Read More →
Connor McGarry
•
ROCKVILLE, Md. — Bethesda Softworks announced a new “Pandemic Update” for their hit RPG, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, in…
Read More →
EGG HARBOR, N.J. — Spirit Halloween announced today that they will keep their stores closed until October, when they will…
Read More →
J.W. White
•
Sup’ corona-crotches! So you’re stuck in your house and you can’t go anywhere. You’ve been cooped up so long now…
Read More →
Dan Tomascik
•
ATLANTA — Scientists at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention are confirming that, following several states’ pushes to reopen,…
Read More →
Ed Saincome
•
All people must unify now! Dammit, this virus doesn’t care what your race is! It will harm you and your…
Read More →
Bobby Korec
•
ST. LOUIS — Local punk band Dead Houseplants will play Locust Street’s Fubar in exchange for free exposure to COVID-19…
Read More →
Erin McLaughlin
•
I’m so sick of everyone calling me a hypochondriac. It puts excess strain on my life and makes me doubt…
Read More →
Given that we’ve been in some sort of recession or another ever since I’ve been old enough to know the…
Read More →
RESTON, Va. — With America approaching a third month of quarantine due to COVID-19, gamer James Batson is reportedly battling…
Read More →
