Mike Moran
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December 13, 2025
FRESNO, Calif. — Local man Brett Motts recently monopolized the final 22 seconds of a mutual copulation exchange, reiterating repeatedly…
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Matt Husser
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March 13, 2025
HOUSTON — Conspiracy theorist Giovanni Holland took to YouTube today to reveal a new theory alleging Neil Armstrong faked his…
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Tim Graham
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July 4, 2024
NORTH VERNON, Ind. — Local father of three Steve Whipple sang Led Zeppelin’s “Whole Lotta Love” while grilling for friends…
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Paulo Patrocinio
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November 4, 2022
NEW YORK — Local Napalm Death fan Mark Dixon is reportedly feeling proud about the comment made by a woman…
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Zach Hudson
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June 3, 2022
You’re having a really good time on your date with the cute guy you met at the punk flea market.…
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Dan Rice
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December 10, 2021
Look, I’m desperate and I don’t care how embarrassing this is anymore. This year I decided to participate in the…
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Dave Cross
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October 11, 2020
SACRAMENTO — Video game speedrunner Ashton Clemens insisted that a significant portion of his girlfriend’s orgasms were completed incorrectly, arguing…
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KYOTO, Japan — Shigeru Miyamoto announced today that in order to make sure he lives up to his highest standards,…
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Freelancer
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August 12, 2019
WALLA WALLA, Wash. — Punk bassist Becca Roberts defended her decision today to use a plectrum for the clitoral stimulation…
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Edgar Towner
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January 12, 2019
NEW YORK — Legendary musician Sting is celebrating today the second anniversary of a full-body spiritual orgasm that began during…
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