I went into my therapy session this week grinning ear to ear. I felt more connected to my therapist than ever and I knew we…
This band used to really rock. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t even think they’re all that bad now. It’s just that their old stuff…
How dare you say I didn’t help load in. While you were carrying that 900-pound bass cabinet down the narrow, poorly lit, iced-over stairwell, I…
There is a serious problem sweeping this once great nation. The cause of literally every issue impacting average citizens like you and me. It’s called…
How dare you accuse me of not being a true friend. Sure, I didn’t come to your show after constantly asking you to let me…
You know what? I’m sick and tired of you chicken-shit slacktivists always pandering and never putting your asses on the line. You hide behind your…
Art is the most important part of my life and, dare I say, the entire existence of the world and everyone in it. There is…
Every sober person will tell you that quitting drinking was the greatest decision they’ve ever made. I didn’t believe them at first until out of…
Ever since Q provided all free-thinking patriots with irrefutable proof that our country is controlled by a shadow governing cabal of baby eating devil worshipers…
Okay, that’s just about enough! Listen, you need to have some more respect for tradition and the way things are done around here. This is…
Determination is the key to success. Personally, I define success as achieving goals that require perseverance. I’m not one to go for low-hanging fruit. I…
You’ve already made up your mind about me. Just because I was born in 1949, you think I’m a helpless old woman in a big,…
As parents, we have to make sacrifices all the time. Any parent will tell you this. You can miss your kid’s first steps because you’re…
All day long I hear people whining about supporting the troops. I can’t even go to an event like a Blue Angels airshow or a…
Well, the Hollywood liberal propaganda machine is back folks, and in full force, this time in the guise of a sci-fi flick called “Everything Everywhere…